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February 26, 2014 at 3:07pm
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How We Conquered SXSW for Less Than $10,000 →

Hustle, hustle.

3:05pm
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SXSW Adds Politics to Its Mosh Pit of Tech and Music →

What, no film invited to your mosh pit? Pshaw.

3:03pm
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Your Guide to Doing Drugs at SXSW →

Spoiler: “during SXSW, cocaine is the cat’s pajamas.”

3:00pm
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City of Austin turns down permit for Lady Gaga to play Doritos Stage during SXSW →

"The vending machine is set to return to the same location but Lady Gaga and her ‘little monsters’ will have to party somewhere else…" idk is there a Coke machine that can contain them all?

2:56pm
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Oral History: Sex! Drugs! Apps! SXSW Interactive At 20 →

Apps!

2:52pm
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Yaaaaaaaawn

Oh…hello again. Is it already 2014?

March 15, 2013 at 2:00pm
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SXSW: Treefort Band Deep Sea Diver Says it has Nothing to do with 'The Deep Sea Diver' →

This site has nothing to do with The SXSW Headlines.

1:58pm
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Diary of a SXSW Newbie: Austin Music Festival Day Two, Embracing Barbecue Hair →

The best part of barbecued hair is the smell.

1:56pm
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DIIV VS. SXSW, Or Brands Vs. Bands? | Austinist →

Or W vs. TF?

1:55pm
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SXSW Lacks Auto Focus →

Pft, all good plastic cameras lack autofocus too.

1:54pm
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Big crowds expected for SXSW free shows →

You don’t say…

1:51pm
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SXSW Killed My Inbox Zero: Email Lessons From The Front Lines Of Tech(sas) →

More crap from Forbes. Sorry having a life and job killed your shitty zen email habits. At least you still have your terrible puns.

1:49pm
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SXSW 2013: Dave Grohl's Sound City Players go big (before going home) →

You go home, LATimes, you’re drunk.

1:04pm
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Branding Blitz: Is SXSW The Next Comic-Con For Studios? →

Good question: No.

March 14, 2013 at 1:10pm
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Nestivity Launches True Communities for Twitter at SXSW 2013 →

Finally.